Popcorn Jokes

Looking for popcorn jokes?

Are you kid-in' me? Nope, Pops is just popping in to say hi.

I know, I know. That intro couldn't have gotten any cornier.

Anyways, we all enjoy a good laugh, right? Of course.

So grab yourself some popcorn and hang out for a couple of minutes and enjoy a little bit of comedy.



Popcorn Jokes

Why aren't there many jokes about popcorn?

Because they are corny.


What did the baby corn say to momma corn?

Where is pop corn?


What's the difference between popcorn and pea soup?

Anyone can pop corn, but you can't pee soup.


Knock knock.

Who's there?

Papa.

Papa who?

Papapapapapapapa popcorn.


Sent in by Juana:

What do you call a field of passion popcorn?

A-maze-ing


Sent in by Random Guy:

Guess what?

What?

It's time for a popped quiz.


P.O.P. says...

You POPPED my heart <3


Sent in by Hong:

What do you call a "corny" metal band?

PopKORN!


Sent in by Jenn:

Why didn't the kernel leave the popper?

He was cornfused.


Sent in by Anthony K:

What music gets popcorn to dance?

Hip Pop


Sent in by Kaitlin:

What do you call a popcorn's favorite flower?

Poppies.


Sent in by Clay:

Why is popcorn way better than a movie?

Because they are just so much butter.


Sent in by Aimee:

Want to here a popcorn joke?

Nah, it's to corny. Oops! That popped out of nowhere.


Sent in by Anna B:

Why shouldn't you tell a secret on a farm?

Because the corn has ears!

Sent in by Jesy:

What do you call a bad popcorn joke?

Corny.


Sent in by TJ Johnson:

Knock knock. Who's there? Eye. Eye who? Popeye.


Sent in by trans4mers434:

Did you hear about the popcorn that joined the army?

They made him a kernel.


Sent in by Dad jokes:

How much do pirates charge for corn on the cob?

A buck-an-ear.


Sent in by Charlotte and Adi:

What did the popcorn say to the jack in the box?

POP goes the weasel.


Sent in by Charlotte and Adi:

How does a popcorn dance?

It body POPS!


Sent in by Charlotte and Adi:

What is a popcorn's favorite type of music?

POP


Sent in by Damon:

Mom says "You keep dropping popcorn."

I say "Sorry, butter fingers."


Sent in by Dale:

What did one ear of corn say to the other traveling down the highway?

Looks like we had a tire pop out.



Sent in by pancake:

Why did the corn cob cross the road?

To see his favorite band the "The Poppers".


Sent in by Billy:

What is the main ingredient for cooking popcorn?

Poprika.


Sent in by JP:

Who orders everyone in the popcorn place around?

The kernel.


Sent in by Cornzy:

What makes a loud noise when changing it's jacket, becomes larger, but weighs less?

Popcorn!


Sent in by Billy:

Whats a popcorn's favorite pizza topping?

Popperoni

Your Jokes About Popcorn

Do you have any funny jokes that you would like to share? Great. Enter it in the quick and simple form below.

Please note, your jokes should be original and not seen elsewhere on the internet. However, they don't necessarily need to sound completely hilariously funny either. So don't be modest or shy. We'd love to hear your jokes, pranks, rhymes or even poems about popcorn.

If your joke passes our super simple and lenient criteria, we will gladly include it on this page here. Be sure to enter your name if you would like to receive credit for it.

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